There come those days when you suddenly remember a list
that you’d come across years back, and feel this incessant urge to go back to
it. This is one list that has made me laugh over the years. I hope it has a
similar effect on you.
They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed
is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed
is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer
Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.
They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is
a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is
a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.
They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new
breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a
Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.
They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated
Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory
researchers.
They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a
Commute, a dog that travels to work.
They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed
is a uhh, I’ll get back to you on that…
